A proactive AI assistant in Telegram for traders. It watches news, prices and onchain events, pings you when they touch what you hold or follow, and hands you a plan you approve with a tap or a reply.
Hey, I'm Yocho. I'll ping you when something matters.
Hey, you've been following quantum, so you'll like this one.
Starknet on X: "We are actively considering becoming an L1… the first fully quantum-resistant network." STRK is already moving up.
Source: Starknet on X
Want me to open a STRK long on Hyperliquid at your usual $20k with a 10% SL? Or something different?
send me a voice note with your reasoning and what people are saying
Here's why I like it. Quantum is one of the loudest topics on crypto Twitter right now. The whole "can quantum break Bitcoin" debate is everywhere, and quantum tokens are already running: QRL almost doubled in a week. Starknet just gave that narrative a bigger, more liquid name with a real headline, and the post is barely out, so most people haven't priced it in yet. I'd play it as a short-term momentum trade, not a long-term bet. Ride the first wave, take profit into strength, keep a tight stop. One thing to watch: there's a STRK unlock on the 15th, so I wouldn't hold it into that.
ok, sounds good. go $50k, and keep me posted
Done
Long: $50k STRK at $0.0498, 3x
Stop: $0.0448 (–10%)
Liquidation: ~$0.0369, well below your stop
I'll ping you on every big move.
STRK +22% since your entry. I moved your stop to breakeven, so this trade can't lose anymore.
Depeg alert: USDe
Hey, USDe just slipped to $0.988, down 1.2% in the last hour.
You're holding 24,981 USDe on Ethereum.
I checked X: lots of FUD about Ethena's reserve fund after funding flipped negative on the majors, and big redemptions are draining the Curve pool.
Might be noise, but this is how bigger depegs start.
To be safe I'd move it to USDC now
Route: USDe → USDC on Curve, via CoW Swap (no sandwiching)
You get: ~24,644 USDC
Slippage: ~0.15%
Gas: ~$3
Want me to do it?
oh shit yes please
Done, you're safe in USDC
Swapped: 24,981 USDe → 24,649 USDC
Tx: 0x8c4e2f7b1d93a05e6c48f2b7d1e09a3c5f6b8d2e4a7c90f13b5d6e8a2c4fa91f
I'll keep watching USDe and tell you if it gets back to peg.
New position spotted
Hey, saw you just opened a ZEC position on Hyperliquid.
Want me to keep an eye on it and ping you only when something actually matters?
ok i change my mind i'm sorry bos please send me ZCASH updates I want ZCASH
On it.
Next big thing for ZEC is the NU7 upgrade on Nov 5: blocks get 3x faster.
I'll track NU7 news and anything else that moves ZEC, and only ping you when it's worth it. Sound good?
ye
One more thing: there's no stop loss on this position.
On purpose, or want me to set one? At your size I'd put it 20% below your entry.
oh shit yes
Done, stop loss set 20% below your entry.
Anything else you want me to keep an eye on?
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Meet Yocho
Yocho is an assistant that knows what you hold, what you watch and what matters to you.
Text it or send a voice note. It knows your positions and stays quiet until something matters.
Alerts
You don't set up an alert for every risk. Yocho knows your positions and pings you with the number that matters and one next step. These are example messages.
How it works
Yocho lives in Telegram, next to the chats you already read. These are example conversations.
01
No dashboard to check. Yocho writes when a news story, a price move or an onchain event touches your positions or what you follow, and stays quiet the rest of the time.
KORA perps got wrecked overnight: $52M of longs liquidated in 10 minutes. You're long KORA.
Longs liquidated$52M in 10 min
02
Text it or send a voice note. Tell it what to keep an eye on in your own words, and it reacts and replies the same way.
👍 Got it. I'll watch your TIDE into the upgrade and ping you if it drops 20% below your entry.
03
Each alert comes with a plan. Your tap or reply sends the order through your exchange key, which has withdrawals switched off. Nothing in the plan happens until you approve, and on a trade you approved Yocho can only tighten your stop.
Your BTC long is 6% from liquidation. Plan: add $2k margin, or cut the position in half.
Nothing happens until you approve
Safety
Yocho never holds your funds. It reads your wallets by public address and can't sign for them.
Withdrawals are switched off on the exchange key itself, so it can never move funds out.
Yocho opens or closes a position only after you approve it, with a tap or a reply. On a trade you approved, it can tighten your stop, never loosen it.
It writes only when something matters for what you hold or follow. You can tell it to be louder or quieter.
Exchange keyNo withdrawals
API key•••• •••• 7f3a
WalletsRead only, by addressCan't sign
Seed phraseNever asked
FAQ
A proactive AI assistant in Telegram for traders. It watches your positions, the topics you follow and the news around them, and messages you when something needs you.
The tokens and perp positions you connect or tell it about, the protocols you use, the topics you follow, and the news, listings, exploits, unlocks and funding changes that touch them.
The first exchanges for the beta aren't fixed yet, so tell us which ones you use when we invite you. Wallets are read by their public address: Yocho sees what is in them but can't sign anything.
Only after you approve. Each alert comes with a plan, and your tap or reply sends the order through your exchange key, which has withdrawals switched off. Yocho never opens or closes a position on its own. On a trade you approved, it can tighten your stop as the price moves, never loosen it.
Pricing isn't set yet. Joining the waitlist is free, and we'll tell you the price before you pay anything.
No. Yocho brings you news and ideas tied to what you hold and follow, each with a plan. No trade opens until you approve it, and the decision is always yours.
We're opening the beta in small groups. Leave your email and we'll invite you, or add your Telegram username and we'll message you there.
Beta
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